fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
don't judge my taste in strippers
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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