I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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