Little spoons don't ask big questions
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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