It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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