My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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