If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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