I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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