question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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