So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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