Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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