guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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