i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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