Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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