It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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