no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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