butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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