if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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