How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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