She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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