The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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