and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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