i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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