chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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