I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she pinky promised me she was 18
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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