i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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