Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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