Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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