Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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