My Higher Power is John Stamos
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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