Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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