Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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