is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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