All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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