she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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