Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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