This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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