Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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