help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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