Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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