I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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