we're blogging at a bar
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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