Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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