6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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