..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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