yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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