I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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