I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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