Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
bring money and cleavage
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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