any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There r osticjed everywhere
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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