I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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