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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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