VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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