whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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