I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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